(Source: alabastermoons)
something in the distance: *is there, in the distance*
my incredibly nearsighted ass w/o glasses: wow that sure is……… something
(Source: greelin)
me: home alone yes time to fuck shit up and be rebellious
me: uses computer without headphones
(Source: captain-olimar)
you should not have to rip yourself into pieces to keep others whole
if my son cheats on his girlfriend ima smack the shit out of him and send the girl a sephora giftcard.
(Source: julia-wanders)
(Source: anantucketsummer)
